A Pennsylvania man called 911, on himself, to inform the cops he was too drunk to drive. It's a commendable gesture in a sort of dumbass-with-a-drinking-problem sort of way.

According to UPI, the man pulled over into a parking lot and waited for the officers to arrive. He of course, was arrested.


We appreciate the fact that this guy realized his mistake and wanted to pull of the road, but he just epic failed himself. Wouldn't a cab or even a hotel been cheaper than getting arrested? We hope his second call is to an AA meeting or rehab.

[CL via UPI]