Normally we wouldn't regard yet another review of Mercury's new Montego as noteworthy. But Dan Neil, writing for the LA Times created such a string of metaphorical masterpieces, that this piece may be the best thing we've read all week. To wit:
"A car whose lack of charisma is so dense no light can escape its surface..."
"...the Montego's version of upscale is of the Korean off-shore casino variety."
"The faux -grain interior trim looks like it came off a prison lunch tray."
"Overall, the car has a profoundly geriatric feeling about it, like it was built with a swollen prostate."
But wait, there's more.
A senior moment: Mercury's throwback Montego makes everything new feel old again [The Los Angeles Times via. Blue Oval News]
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