Don't Park Too Close To An Elephant Or It Will Smash Everything You Love

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Michael Ballaban
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Safaris can be cool, safaris can be fun, safaris can pump millions into local economies. But if you get just a little too close to an elephant with your Jeep, it will make sure you understand in no uncertain terms to WOAH BUDDY BACK THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FAMILY.

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Something tells me the elephant let the Jeep off with just a warning. Next time, it’ll be sleeping with the fishes at the bottom of Lake Chrissie.

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