Don't Park Too Close To An Elephant Or It Will Smash Everything You Love

Safaris can be cool, safaris can be fun, safaris can pump millions into local economies. But if you get just a little too close to an elephant with your Jeep, it will make sure you understand in no uncertain terms to WOAH BUDDY BACK THE HELL AWAY FROM MY FAMILY.


Something tells me the elephant let the Jeep off with just a warning. Next time, it’ll be sleeping with the fishes at the bottom of Lake Chrissie.

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Turn the car on and drive away. No, that was to difficult.