Die, Laptop, Die: Jalopnik Brought to Its Knees

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You're a lucky man, Mr. Breeman, much luckier than the Jalopniks. It seems not one but two Jalaptops cashed in their chips and headed for the Cadillac Ranch in the past week. First, Johnson blew a logic board (oops, did we just give away our brand?), now Spinelli's video has gone deader than an order of chicken vindaloo. Then how'd we post this, you ask? Magic, dear readers, ma-freaking-gik. So what to do? Let's blow open this here blog and let y'all do the work for once. We've set up a temporary generic login, where youse guys can post links to anything car-related in the comment section of this post that you want. It's our way of saying, "Take the wheel, we're drunk." [Login: Jalopnik, pwd: 12345]