Detroit Auto Show: Johnson Becomes Bruce

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As many of you may already be aware, the new Porsche Cayenne Turbo features 9,876hp, 800 metric tons of towing power, the ability to run the Nurburgring in less time than it takes you to read this sentence and a first place trophy in next year's Dakar. It also apparently ships with a rather intense looking car-blogger from San Pedro's head mounted atop the belts. Could this mean Porsche is finally going to drop the Cayenneamino bomb we've been praying for? Bumbeck says, "No photoshop, just a mirror." Good times kids, good times.

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