Desperate Reporters Chase After Hillary Clinton's Sweet Van

The Big Story (TM) of this presidential campaign season is already Hillary Clinton’s campaign van , which she valiantly named “Scooby” after the van from the A-Team . Don’t believe me? Watch all these reporters going absolutely nuts just to get a taste of that sweet, sweet van action.

“There she goes,” MSNBC’s beardy reporter says, about the van. “The famous Scooby van is coming down the road, right now, towards our setup here,” he says in quivering anticipation.

The Scooby Van will continue to be the Big Story (TM) of at least the next week, until Hillary Clinton abandons it in dry riverbed when the alternator stops working.


I bet that van’s got curtains in it, and everything.

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