Custom Color-Changing Mercedes CLK: Awful Beyond Words

As commenters on the condition automotive, we see things great and terrible. This custom Mercedes Benz CLK on eBay is by a wide margin the most awful thing we've seen in a very long time.

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We don't even know where to begin. We're actually in physical pain here. According to the seller on eBay, this abortion is the result of three-and-a-half months of solid work at California-based Oxnard Customs. This... thing, is based on a 2004 Mercedes-Benz CLK320 and boasts every tasteless, tacky, unnecessary customization imaginable, and all are taken to the extreme.

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Among the most offensive customizations are totally incomprehensible body modifications hiding an animated LED light show, six, count em, six installed video screens, "custom" painted interior bits, the requisite lambo-like scissor doors, and more mesh inserts than you can shake a stick at. Even normally okay performance upgrades like the Brabus brakes and wheels feel disgusting by association.

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Unsurprisingly, the car didn't even come close to reserve, and no wonder — who would pay to drive a car that looks like a stormtrooper tangled with a clown convention. To whoever commissioned this car, may God have mercy on your soul. [eBay Listing]

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