We have plenty of openings right now for people who would like to vacation digging trenches. Crane and drill operator "vacations" also available. Please reply with your e-mail address for an application to our "resort." We are located in beautiful Palm Beach County, Florida.
If you are C02 footprint averse, we also have spade shovels for more traditional vacationers.
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