Empires may rise and fall, but it's the thrill of competition that moves humanity forward. Some set their sights on turning a Scion tC into a rolling disco, complete with trunk-mounted turntable. Others take a fun taunt and fire a winning return serve, as Teampenske3 did to LeeMC's original (and nicely done) remark slagging American football and Dodge Journey-related ads as inferior to British pastimes:
Right, so what d'yall play over thereabouts, Association football, they call it don't they...may I remind you of this: Where your ham-fisted goalie couldn't make an easy save...and while we're on the matter of sports, may I remind you that the NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS royally kick your ARSE in rugby? In addition, may I remind you WHO has won the ASHES more times? That's right, OZ. FUCKING AUSTRALIA (a nation of convicts and crocodile hunters) has won the Ashes more than you have. And let's not even get started about CARS.
Let's take a look at your car industry, shall we? LAND ROVER & JAGUAR are owned by the Indians (former colony), ASTON MARTIN is owned by the Kuwaitis (another former colony), LOTUS is owned by the Malaysians (another colony) and Rover, MG, Austin, BMC, Triumph, Morris and all that lot are DEAD. Bentley and Rolls are owned by the GERMANS (your former enemy) as is a revived MINI. Oh, yes, and we happen to own VAUXHALL. Yes, we may be in Detroit, and we may have gotten a bailout but it's sure as HELL better than being DEAD like ROVER GROUP. And it sure as hell beats BIRMINGHAM. Just admit it, you're nothing but a weak pathetic island nation, with the only thing going for you being a brilliant TV station THAT CAN'T AFFORD TO SHOW FORMULA 1. Meanwhile, your former colonies seem to be kicking ass at both cars and sport.
Sincerely,
R. S. Penske
Lehigh University, 1959-Boss
Net worth, 1.4 Billion USD
15 Indy 500 victories as team owner