Because I need to laugh, and you do too, here's Jeff Tweedy killing with great malice aforethought the Black Eyed Peas' "I Gotta Feeling." Sometimes the ruckus the young'uns make just gets to be too much for old ears, as DaltonColonel shows in his comment on the hack-tastic future of what we drive:
Back in mah day, we didn't have all this Facespace or mybooks or youtweets in our jalopies. I'd be a lucky son-of-a-gun to have a radio, maybe an air conditioner! Then you'd have to run out front in the snow and crank start the car til your arm fell cause of exhaustion or the damn cold!
The only problem I had with young whippersnappers "hacking" into my car was the gosh darn neighbor kids and their fancy new transistor radios. That malarky would interfere and disrupt mah favorite Big Band tunes and run me to mah last nerve.
All these fancy new gizmos in cars now-a-days gives me a terrible case of the heebie jeebies.
Now get off mah lawn. You're gonna bump into mah Skylark.