Liz Halliday is a successful American Le Mans racer who has somehow been keelhauled by Nissan and Sony to answer weird questions like "How do you go to the bathroom in a 24-hour endurance race?" The answer to the challenges posed by gluteal haberdashers also gave Alan505 today's award for the outlaw Outback parking challenge:
The Ghost of Billy Mays here for the EZ Moves Asshat parking system!
We all know that good parking is sometimes hard to find at your coke dealer's apartment. You've circled, waited, and still hesitate to straddle that ideal space out of paranoia you will be blocked in. Well jones no more! With the EZ Moves Asshat parking system the only lines you need to be concerned with are the ones on your mirror!
With EZ Moves, you can park your gaudy Escalade however the hell you want and simply slide it out if some jerk blocks you in. No worries, no stress, no heart attack!
EZ Moves works with all parking spaces including:
Handicap
Expectant Mother's
Compact Car
Emergency Vehicles Only
Hybrid Car
Electric Car
Ride Share
Employee of the Month
Clergy
Organ Transplant Vehicles
Fire Lanes
Bus Lanes
HOV Lanes
and many more!