We were once talking to a stripper named "Holden," and seeing as we'd been freezing our tootsies off waiting to see a couple of Evos run down the Strip in Vegas, we had cars on the brain. So we were like, "Holden. That's an Australian car." Then she tells us that she really likes old cars and used to own a Corvair. Now what's better than a stripper with an automotive name that isn't "Lexus" in a Corvair, you might ask? How about a Corvairamino with a bed full of strippers? That totally beats a Milan with a trunk full of dead hookers, Austin. [Thanks to Eric for the tip.]
Corminos, Corvinos, Corvminos [The Corvair Project]
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