Cops Cruise Woodward Avenue On Nerd Chariots

The Segway was the high-water mark of nerd-tastic transportation until the T3 Motion three-wheeled chariot came along. The local police had 'em to patrol this weekend's Woodward Dream Cruise. And believe us, nobody respected their authority. Gallery below.

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We actually feel kind of sorry for these cops. How can you project an air of control over an armada of the baddest cars ever built when you're scooting around on a ride more suited to a sci-fi convention ? These guys are showing up to a gun fight with a kazoo.

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weatherman
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I'd much rather have cops riding these scooters than sitting in their patrol cars all day. It's silly to me that cops feel like they need to drive big, 'roided out cars and intimidate people just to do their job. At least something like this puts them in and around the people they serve, where they can interact with people and maybe even put a smile on someone's face. In fact, I'd go as far as suggesting they paint these things sky blue and sticker them with happy faces or flowers.