Despite its late-century stripper modern interior (sorry, that's "majestically decorated") and weird, tail-mounted gloryhole, this converted Boeing 727 would make for a hell of a prom night limo. At nearly $1 million, though, it seems tad over book value (the book being "The Story of O"). Read the feature list and try to tell us it wasn't once a mobile massage parlor, or that the stereo should ever play anything but Motley Crue's "Doctor Feelgood."
$30 M BOEING 727 JET LIMO CONVERTED FOR STREET USE [eBay via Double Viking]
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