There's no one classier than Tommy Habeeb, former host of the television show Cheaters and current host of an even trashier version on Pay-Per-View that includes nudity called STAG. Born in Corpus Christi, Texas, Habeeb was the first host and a producer of the show about cuckolds and scorned women confirming what they already should have known about their cheating significant others. While he's not even good enough to host a fake version of Top Gear, he's at least lucky enough to avoid a stabbing. Besides, bearslayer knows he couldn't fill the hooves of the Stag.
Some say he's as many hands high as he is long... and that his antlers are made of titanium..
..all we know is, he's called the Stag.
Seriously, don't get stabbed.