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Commenter Of The Day: Needless Markups Edition

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Was invited to a casual-sounding outdoor wedding in the Texas Hill Country and thought a nice pair of jeans, oxford, and slick gray sportcoat I picked up would fit the bill. And it did, mostly, though everyone else seemed to trend more business than casual. And then an old friend from high school appeared, the ex-Army Ranger, redolent with all the style I was attempting but suddenly realized I hadn't achieved. In addition to looking like a male model, he also worked at Neiman Marcus and so he had the same outfit only much better. Jerk. The old chum, like the Ferrari F40 in vinyl, did the look better than most, but unlike the majority of high-end Neiman Marcus buyers he was quite gregarious and good company. Thus, take GasGuzzler's comment with a grain of hand-crafted thai fusion ginger finishing salt.

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Congratulations, Mr. Guzzler, on your COTD! My award to you is the real thing....a non-vinyl wrapped Ferrari. This lovely lady will deliver it to you as soon as she finishes her suntan. She is stimulated, not simulated.