There's a moment in most lives when you realize everything that happened before was merely prelude and everything that happens after will be completely different. Some people have many of those moments. It's a metamorphosis. It's Saul on the road to Damascus becoming Paul. It's Buddha seeing a dying man. According to stoke it's also a kid finding the Forzalopnik DLC.
If we have accomplished nothing else as Jalops. perhaps we can die happy in the knowledge that some poor pimply schmuck with no social life will someday stumble upon the 242 Turbo or the 037 in Forza III and realize that old racecars are infinitely cooler than shiny new video games.
It'll get me through the weekend at least.
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