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Commenter Of The Day: Lemme See The Picture Edition

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I knew a high school newspaper editor who would abuse the Intro To Journalism students who wanted to get a story into his little 13-inch tab. He thought he was awesome, and to green Freshman who fancied themselves would-be Woodward and Bernsteins, he was. He'd break down these kids ad make them cry, just because he could. He made one poor girl try 12 drafts before declaring he'd print it if she could write one good sentence. Eventually, she did, and he was left trying to decide how to publish what was still an awful story. "Lemme see the picture" he said, of the accompanying art. So he just ran the photo with the line as a caption. That was it. She eventually dropped the class. Changing the name to Chevy Sonic isn't going to make the Aveo any better, but Milwaukee_slows manages to make his comment even better by supplying good art. Fine. We'll print it.

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Blue streak speeds by
Sonic the Chevhog
Too beige for the naked eye
Sonic the Chevhog

Sonic
He can kind of move
Sonic
He's got no attitude
Sonic
He's the worst rental alive

Look out when he storms through
Sonic the Chevhog
Rental car driver... there's nothing he won't do
Sonic the Chevhog

Sonic
He can't really move
Sonic
He's got nothing to prove
Sonic
He's the beigest thing alive
He's the beigest thing alive
He's the beigest thing alive

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GreenN_Gold
GreenN_Gold

The closest Sonic (the burger chain) to my house is about 45 minutes. Is it worth the drive?

I love most fast food (I'm gross that way) and I want to try it.