We had the unfortunate experience of watching Gene Simmons: Family Jewels for the first time this weekend. Trust us, there was nothing we could do. Besides what we can only assume to be the show's ordinary crapulence, this particular episode featured both Danny Bonaduce and Carrot Top. On a side note, if you ever want to make yourself violently nauseous, do an image search for Carrot Top. Back to Chaim Witz Gene Simmons, in this particular episode he managed to crazy glue one of Carrot Top's dildos to his hand. Only Gene kept referring to it as a "back massager." And went to his wife's common law wife's sister's wedding. With a dildo glued to his hand. What does any of this have to do with today's COTD? Thankfully, nuthin'.
In the user submitted (and awesome) Lord Humongous QOTD, the (also) awesomely named WorkingOnYourInvoice wrote:
The core design ethic behind any post-apocalyptic battle-car is KISS. Keep It Simple, Stupid. Too many moving parts require too much maintenance and upkeep. Instead of gatling guns, rack of crossbows. Instead of swiveling turrets, BDSM minions with flame throwers/crossbows/razor edged boomarangs/bound hostages to be used as battering rams/poisonous snakes.
If I remembered correctly, those are the top 5 implements of violence in the movie.
If we were that feral, mulleted kid with the boomerang, we would totally hiss at you. And if Gene Simmons: Family Jewels ever comes on, might we suggest placing a garbage can in front of your television set.