Before P.J. O'Rourke was a semi-serious libertarian columnist he was a Gonzo journalist who penned an article for National Lampoons entitled "How to Drive Fast on Drugs While Getting Your Wing-Wang Squeezed and Not Spill Your Drink." Though a work of satire, mostly, it's not the kind of thing you'd see printed in any magazine these days. Many would take offense at his claim he won't participate in SCCA events because they won't let him drive drunk or raise an eyebrow at his support of road head. He does point out, correctly, the fastest cars are rental cars, but this would probably be lost in the support of drunk driving. Sadly, he never got this column reprinted in Car And Driver during his stint there. As Charles Barrett pointed out in our 13-year-old Jetta TDI review, Car And Driver still publishes things more overtly sexual than the typical Jalopnik post.
Well, before everyone gets too wound up about corrupting the purity and innocence of a thirteen year within the realm of Jalopnik, a quick review of the MarketPlace ads in the back of the current issue of Car and Driver reveals ads for:
— Penis enlargement
— Viagra - Cialis - Levitra
— Pheromone-laced aftershave promising to increase your sex appeal
...and some website entitled "Charm Her Socks Off.com", along with lots of T&A teasing photos. At least the "mature audience" aspect that occasionally crops up here isn't trying to dun anyone out of money...
Well said. Now where can we score some blue diamonds?
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