One of the reasons Futurama has had such staying power is their success at creating memorable minor characters. One of the best minor characters is Hedonismbot, a robotic bacchanalian that lives his days as if tomorrow will never come. With his assistant Djambi, the fat Romanesque robot funds crazy projects like an opera about a woman written by a man. How delightfully absurd! And what car would Hedonism buy (or have dipped in chocolate)? The 2012 Bugatti Veyron. We'll let 1300ccsoffury speak for the reasons why.
Old news. They're already hard at work on the details. The new dashboard apparently is covered in a new space-age material that keeps the blow in its place during cornering manuevers up to 1.1g, the seats will be wrapped in the finest skins of unwhipped, cage-free Sri Lankan children, and the navigation system will come pre-loaded with preferred disposal areas for the dead Malaysian transvestite hookers in the front trunk (which will also be lined with designer tarps from Hermes). C'mon guys, keep up or take notes!
Djambi, the chocolate frosting! [Photo: 12Stories]