Sometimes, things aren't what they appear. The old wizard doesn't live alone because he's never found the right woman, he lives alone because the magic world doesn't approve of homosexual schoolmasters. The onetime maker of the ultimate driving machines that now focusses almost exclusively on bloated abortions like the 5-Series GT might not deserve our worship anymore, it might deserve our derision.

PaulJones smacked a hand to his forehead in today's story that the BMW Roundel doesn't, as legend asserts, represent an aircraft propellor, saying:

Lies, all of it! Damned lies!

The BMW roundel is patterned after a white propeller over blue skies, and Dumbledore was not gay!


Keep telling yourself that PaulJones, but the truth is BMWs are fat.