I'm not the first to make a reference to this, but it's amusing that on nearly every crime procedural on television that, no matter what the crime, there seems to be semen somewhere. Guy steals a car? Check for semen. Bank robbery? Semen on the safe deposit box. Overdue library book? Semen on the book's spine. It makes these shows sort of ridiculous, but when you let David Caruso star in anything it's going to get ridiculous. It took a would-be forum fanboy Horatio Caine to solve the mystery of the Holley carb viral marketing ploy, but Jackie thinks the better way to do it was CSI-style.

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