There are so many ways for things to burn. You can get road burn if you fall off a bike. You can burn chicken if you grill it too long. You can burn a CD of underground German Tom Waits tracks for your friend. In honor of the new 90210 you can get some awesome sideburns. You can Burns & Allen if you're into old comedy. You can watch Burn Notice on USA if you work from home and still like Bruce Campbell. Finally, if you're OldeEnglishD you can use the What's The Ultimate Hurricane Survival Vehicle? QOTD to put a fairly harsh burn on the Bush administration.
Based on Katrina, I'm going with Air Force One...
Someone get a jar of aloe vera for the boy because he just got burned. [Photo Credit: MOHAMMED SAWAF/AFP/Getty Images]