Illustration for article titled Commenter Of The Day: Breaking Up Is Hard Edition

Breaking up is never a fun process, especially when the whole world pays attention. Take the case of one Scarlett Johannsson, whose recent separation from beau Ryan Reynolds has reverberated throughout the Internets. Are we suggesting the passionate embrace of a wiser, older woman had anything to do with it? No, that was just a gift to America. Commenter dmcshinobi drew some other insights into famous breakups thanks to the Chrysler wagon that once belonged to John Lennon and Yoko Ono:

I've heard Japanese components have adverse effects on the suspension. They tend to increase the dampening effects and separate the linkages between all four wheels.


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