Photo credit Playmobil

Man, me and Jason Torchinsky found some real weird shit when we started looking more and more into the world of Playmobil today. It turns out the German toy company is dedicated to making as many Playmobil recreations of real life—perhaps even the entirety of human existence—as it can, no matter how small or mundane.

As we stopped to ponder what kind of child would demand a toy version of Martin Luther nailing his hot takes to the church door, reader emilminty drives an E36 with patina appeared with one of the most savage comments I’ve seen in some time: 


That’s how you win the damn COTD, kids.