Comment Of The DayYour good comments.  

Today somebody thought a highway pursuit running from the cops in a truck loaded with hazardous waste was a good idea, and has apparently never seen any superhero origin story, ever.

This weekā€™s NASCAR race just happens to be called the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 400, and it didnā€™t take long for Ash78 to put it all together:

Luckily the race didnā€™t end with any spills, otherwise some poor cop may have been turned into a radioactive nightmare of a superhero (or supervillain!) and be forced to use their powers for good (or evil!).

I just hope for the driver thereā€™s still pizza in jail. Congrats on your win Ash.