Today somebody thought a highway pursuit running from the cops in a truck loaded with hazardous waste was a good idea, and has apparently never seen any superhero origin story, ever.
This week’s NASCAR race just happens to be called the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 400, and it didn’t take long for Ash78 to put it all together:
Luckily the race didn’t end with any spills, otherwise some poor cop may have been turned into a radioactive nightmare of a superhero (or supervillain!) and be forced to use their powers for good (or evil!).
I just hope for the driver there’s still pizza in jail. Congrats on your win Ash.