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It’s time to choose the lesser of two evils.

Congrats on your COTD win, Rosin. Me, personally? I would pick Tesla, and then trap him in my apartment and force him to prove to me that he actually successfully created that wireless electricity setup he claimed. Then I force out other secrets and I become rich. Also, I’m assuming he survives the TV battle only to remain only a few inches tall. What’s he going to do, then? Exactly.