Comment Of The Day: Sweet Dreams Edition

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Yeah, yeah, I know: we learned today that Ferrari could be building an SUV, or an, uh, FUV, which stands for “Ferrari Utility Vehicle.” These are deeply stupid words to string together in a phrase, but Ferrari will definitely make bank off of the vehicle.

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The SUVs have taken over this waking nightmare that is life. Respite only comes in the form of severe alcoholism and smoky dreams. Sweet ones, as reader disco_tango_whiskey whispered in our ears today.

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Goddammit, never wake me up.

Writer at Jalopnik and consumer of many noodles.

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Congratulations, Mr. disco_tango_whiskey, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ferrari non-SUV which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she wipes off her hand prints and butt print.