Comment Of The Day: Sweet Dreams Edition

Yeah, yeah, I know: we learned today that Ferrari could be building an SUV, or an, uh, FUV, which stands for “Ferrari Utility Vehicle.” These are deeply stupid words to string together in a phrase, but Ferrari will definitely make bank off of the vehicle.

The SUVs have taken over this waking nightmare that is life. Respite only comes in the form of severe alcoholism and smoky dreams. Sweet ones, as reader disco_tango_whiskey whispered in our ears today.


Goddammit, never wake me up.

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Kristen Lee

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