Mr. Regular is, well, a regular on Jalopnik. He’s not just a friend of the site, he’s a BFF. So when the illustrious Stef Schrader finally met up with Regs at the Harris Hill Raceway, magic happened.

Dark, twisted, unnatural magic. Made manifest by you!

Stef may have made Regs nervous while hooning her 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS, but this image is down right terrifying. What MonkeePuzzle hath wrought may be the clearest glimpse we will ever get into Stef’s psyche. How he peeked through her mind’s eye remains unclear.