Comment Of The Day: Slap A Hemi In It

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All automotive problems can be solved by simply swapping in a Hemi— this is common knowledge.

Is your Jeep engine a total boat anchor, getting your vehicle to highway speeds more slowly than a freight train? Swap a Hemi into it. Did your differential just go bad? Rip the axle out and replace it with a Hemi. Does your passenger’s seat have a stain on it? Bolt in a Hemi. Is your child misbehaving in school? Hemi swap.

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Hemis solve all problems, and Jalopnik reader Rosin knows this. So when Fiat Chrysler accidentally put Hemi badges on V6s, what was the solution?:

OK, that’s actually a semi-reasonable solution to the problem at hand.

For your brilliant idea, Rosin, watch this Ram burn holes into our ozone layer:

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David Tracy

Writer, Jalopnik. 1979 Jeep Cherokee Golden Eagle, 1985 Jeep J10, 1948 Willys CJ-2A, 1995 Jeep Cherokee, 1992 Jeep Cherokee auto, 1991 Jeep Cherokee 5spd, 1976 Jeep DJ-5D, totaled 2003 Kia Rio