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They’re everywhere. And the signs are all around us. Elon Musk is a perfect genius starboi, so his Model 3 manufacturing difficulties must be due to a nefarious source. Clearly, subterranean intelligent lizards wearing human managing engineer costumes worked together with our nations top leaders to attempt to stymie Elon Musk’s dream of mass producing Model 3s. Creating, building and delivering an affordable electric car would thwart climate change. Don’t you know our now-and-future lizard overlords like it warm? OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE!

Mind BLOWN Kevin K. Elon has actually been working with the shadow government all along. Or maybe...that’s what they want you to think. Now we’re left wondering just how deep this rabbit hole goes.