I regret to inform you all that we are taking a trip back to our middle school days to talk about sex.
When I first had any sort of sex education, we went to a sort-of museum dedicated to teaching kids about their bodies. They split up the boys and the girls into two separate rooms. Later, we were all put in a giant head (I’m not kidding) with TVs inside that showed you, basically, your brain during sex. Then it fired off little foam balls. I can’t remember what the projectiles were meant to represent.
Congrats on your COTD win, Admiral Akbar. This is exactly what GM wants to hear.