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Only Jalopnik, powered by the mind of Jason Torchinsky, is brave enough to bring the world the torque measurement system it truly deserves: one based on the brutal act of nipple-twisting.

Don’t thank us. We didn’t ask to be heroes.

But don’t think it stops there. Reader Diesel takes things a step even further:

Future crash safety ratings will be measured in hurts-donuts.

I’d give that comment Five Stars if I could!

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