STEF SHREDDER ON A LOANER. Photo via Horse: The Jalopnik Review

Here at Serious Car Lifestyle Daily, we take cars and car lifestyle serious, every day. That’s why, when we test the latest and greatest cars, including the all-new, super reasonable 2017 Dodge Charger SRT©, we only do it with hundreds of real, goddamn beautiful horses. No other outlet can bring you that accuracy.

The noise. The energy. The smell.

Congrats, again, on your COTD win, Rosin. What’s really fucked is our use of woven horsehair for the rope in our tug testing.