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Comment Of The Day: He Was Never Captured Edition

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This morning Kyle told us about an attack walruswhich is like a SEAL but bigger—which fought and successfully took down a Russian boat. The walrus, who may have taken down dozens more inflatable boats in the past, was never captured. Some have an idea who the suspect might be, but there is not enough proof to convict.


No, it’s not Ted Cruz.


Thanks to Ash78 for the short and sweet comment today that made me cackle like an idiot at my desk. Well done. For that, you deserve a COTD win this evening. Let’s have more of this, please.

Jalopnik contributor with a love for everything sketchy and eclectic.

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The Stig's Chamorro cousin (Chamorrovirus)

Lies.  Definitely Ted Cruz.