Puns: they’re really what makes life worth while. Well puns, and being allow outside in the Jalopnik compound’s exercise yard once a day. Ahhh, sweet sunlight.
In a story about a brand that is a little too on brand, you brought the funny:
As is usual, FndrStrat06 set off a cascade of word play.
This is why I love Jalopnik commenters: You guys haval the puns. Congrats FndrStrat06 on your COTD win.