Ah, finally. It seems like everywhere you turn these days, you’re stuck hearing about Tesla—but today, it was actually some pretty great news. The Tesla Model 3 has earned a five-star crash test rating, making them the only manufacturer to ace that test with every single car they’ve ever built.
Being safe in a crash is a going to be pretty important for Model 3 drivers, since they can’t even see out the windshield, anyway. At least, according to CarsofFordLangley.
Bless you. Bless your light. Thank you for making me choke on my drink. Thank you for making me wish I had five stars to give, too. And, most importantly, congratulations on your COTD.