Today was the day that Bugatti finally became the car maker of all our dreams. This multi-million dollar car, literally called “The Black Car” in French, managed to tip the scales with not a dual exhaust, or a quad exhaust, but a sextuple exit wonder piece for the whole world to admire. This is twice as many exits as a lowly Honda Civic Type-R. It’s the best new thing to happen to exhaust exits since Corvette decided on four center-exit pipes.
This car is all about wretched excess, from its six massive exhaust exits to the directional wheel design that extends (?) onto (?) the tire (?) for some reason. You know why they did it? So they could be the first one to have that many exhaust pipes. Reportedly Bugatti president Stephan Winkelmann commented, “You think it’s crazy? It is crazy. But I don’t give a shit. From now on, we’re the ones who have the edge in the multi-tip exhaust game.” [He didn’t actually say that]
While it’s RadarLove888 winning at COTD this evening, it’s really The Onion that has been winning for a really long damn time. Those geniuses of comedy don’t get nearly enough recognition. This gem is from 2004!
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