BMW makes cars with big grilles. BMW sells cars with big grilles. BMW says its big grilles are desirable. Do people believe BMW? The German automaker has made some questionable aesthetic choices in the past, so I’m hardly surprised that this is a new defining characteristic of the BMW brand. And if people who can afford to purchase new BMWs are saying they like these massive nostrils, it’s a pretty good indication that they are damn liars.


Sometimes all it takes to get nominated for a COTD is a simple juxtaposition screenshot. Well done smalleyxb122 for today’s COTD win. It’s the simple things that we have to appreciate this holiday season. Enjoy your win for the next 24-ish hours.

And yes, this was screenshotted because Kinja is still broken. Sorry. I’ll try again tomorrow.

Jalopnik contributor with a love for everything sketchy and eclectic.

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