COTD honorable mention goes to Monkey Puzzle for the image

Got clown problems? Don’t we all, friend. Luckily, the key to your safety is also the key to your ignition. You simply need the right tool for the job. Not just any old car will do!

CalBearsFan99 is here to explain in one of the best comments I’ve read in a while:

This is a wonderful comment. This is a comment like a fine wine—not something to be consumed, but something to be enjoyed. Something you partake in at your fifth anniversary dinner with your spouse, sitting out on the veranda of a nice restaurant, watching the sunset, realizing life is good and deciding not only to spring for the good shit but to take your time with it. Because you know moments of true joy in life are fleeting.