Photo: Rolls-Royce

Whoever said that all men are created equal was full of shit. All men are not created equal and those differences manifest themselves in bigger and bigger ways as time goes on—especially when cars are part of the equation.

Reader For Sweden gets it: When you are a Rolls-Royce owner, the simple laws and rules that govern the plebs simply do not apply to you. Well, not you you. The pretend, wealthy version of you that we’re imagining here.

For us, commissioning a statue of our torrid affairs is merely a power move. Lay it out in full view of the world. See what they can do about it.