Comment Of The Day: Brain Damage Edition

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Traumatic brain injuries are sad, horrific, and Not A Joking Matter. But seriously, Dale Earnhardt, Jr., what the hell is up with that sandwich?

Banana and mayonnaise? That’s damn near psychopathic.

But panthercougar found an explanation as to what sort of depraved human being, one clearly bereft of all moral fortitude, would create such a monstrosity:


Ah, well that explains a lot of things. And considering Junior’s dedication to medical research, I do believe we’ve seen a real breakthrough today.

Congratulations, panthercougar, on your COTD win. May you eat nothing but the finest banana-and-mayo sandwiches for the rest of your days.

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