A Japanese man has been arrested after going on a coffee spitting spree, which is what a drive-by shooting looks like in a community with strict gun laws. It seems that the man, upset over a bad breakup, would pull his car up to unsuspecting school girls and spit coffee in their face. While we're envious that when nutjobs go on sprees it doesn't involve significant ammo, we wish they'd name the guy something other than "Coffee Bukkake Man" (bukkake, btw, means to splash or douse and nothing else). The full and hilarious image from Asahi TV news below:

Get out of the way!

Let's keep the comments respectable, if at all possible. [Japan Probe via BoingBoing]