Yes, we know the Prius and Smart are both fuel efficient little buggers, but seriously β€” as driving machines, they really suck ass. And what's the point in driving if you aren't going to have fun when you do it. If the experience is gonna suck, you might as well take the bus or something because at least you'll be able to do the crossword puzzle.

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