Citroen's new DS5 tall-sedan-short SUV thing will roll into the Shanghai Motor Show tomorrow, sporting a diesel-hybrid system and extra carrying space for baguettes or protest signs for labor strikes.
Let's see. Number one, it's a Citroën; number two, it has a Diesel; number three, it has a Diesel hybrid. The chances of it ever reaching us here in the United States are therefore, let's see, zero times zero times zero (calculate calculate) zero point zero. Now if it has the legendary Hydractive suspension as well, then that probability would be zero to the fourth.