Chrysler recalling more than 26,000 cars, pickups from 2010-2011 model year over "power steering fluid expulsion and risk of fire." [NHTSA (PDF)]
The part of the "Mechanic" shall be played by renowned actor Raymond Wert, while the part of the "Customer" shall be played by Academy Award winner Matt Hardigree.
Cust: I understand that my car's been recalled?
Mech: Yes, the power steering may explode...all over you. Cause you to get...hot.
Cust: Oh my, I sure hope you can fix my pipes.
Mech: Oh I'll fix them pipes...
*cue generic porn music*
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