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Sounds like a nice way to spend an evening, dunnit? Sittin' 'round, showin' your girl your new 'Slade, tootin' a few lines off the center console, coppin' a feel or three and then you think, "Hey, why don't I show her how OnStar works? But in your booger-sugar-addled brain, you mess up the volume settings, leading the operator to summon the po-po, who, when they arrive, find your nose candy, shuttle you off to jail and seize your brand new Cadillac. Balls to you, daddy. She ain't never comin' back. [Thanks to Felix for the tip.]

Fla. Man Showing Off His OnStar Arrested [ABC News]