Caption This: Taking The Red Pill For Team Slater Edition

Illustration for article titled Caption This: Taking The Red Pill For Team Slater Edition

Christian Slater, and Keanu Reeves during press practice for this past weekend's Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race. Say it with us: There is no spoon apex. Photo Credit: Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images.

DISCUSSION

"Hey Keanu, either shave that crap or rub some Rogaine on your face."