"People this pathetically insane should not be allowed to drive," writes the Reddit user who took this photo (outside a DMV in Salem, Ore.), but that's just another big-government liberal trying to tell us all what to do. Because, first of all, what's pathetic about covering your ancient camper with extended political screeds? And second of all, what's insane about thinking that Obama is Satan, and also gay? Now, there is a lot to digest here, so take your time, but it's probably best to check out the full-sized photo, which contains appropriately apocalyptic clouds. We're off to find a Bible so we can look up the verse "You will know queer Obama by his fruits." (Is it in Numbers?) [Reddit via Wonkette]